The Democratic Republic of Los Espinosaurios is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Walter WhiteRock with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.364 billion Spinosaurins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceratosuchopsini. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Espinosauriosian economy, worth 653 trillion rexes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,816 rexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Espinosaurios's national animal is the Spinosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Los Espinosaurios is ranked 266,849^th in the world and 3,631^st in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.91 flags saluted per person per day.